Break me off a piece of that Clancy's.

Are you confused yet? You should be.
You see, today in Art class, I looked up a slogan generator because we're supposed to design a bilboard for our teacher's friend's restaurant-to-be called Clancy's, and we need to have a slogan as well as the logo we designed for Clancy's on said bilboard. After hitting the 'generate slogan' button several times for Clancy's, I decided to put in mine and my friends names in there, to see what it came up with. The results were:
I'm not just a Jasmine, I'm a member.
Think Jasmine.
Have a Jasmine and Smile. (for the one and only ~JasmineRiceTea
And All Because The Lady Loves Aaron.
Aaron prevents that sinking feeling.
You Deserve an Ashley Tonight.
Because Ashley sucks at driving.
Like Siobhan. Like never before.
Snap! Crackle! Siobhan! (ze title of zis journal, of course; and kudos for you if you know how to pronounce Siobhan without murdering it xD)

Several other amusing, confusing, and some wrong (if you have a corrupted mind like that ) slogans were created, but those were the only ones I got down. Some of the ones for Clancy's were:
The Clancy's that smiles back.
The Passionate Pursuit of Clancy's.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Clancy's.
And so on.

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